The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous
Michonne: “Any requests while im out there? Books? Comic books? Stale M&Ms?”
Carl: “You’re the one who likes stale M&Ms!”
Michonne: “Then I’ll definitely be getting some!”
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself
"When I pick him up from kindergarten, sometimes I stand quietly across the room, and watch him play with his friends. It just makes me so happy to know that I have a son and he is growing every day."
(Ho Chi Minh City / Saigon, Vietnam)
When women get behind something, their sheer numbers and passion force it into the mainstream. That’s why you can name the actor who plays that werewolf kid in “Twilight” and probably sing at least the chorus to one Justin Bieber song. What do tween boys like? I have no clue. Sports? Probably sports.
Too Faced Better Than Sex Mascara | Sephora
THIS IS A MASCARA COMMERCIAL
Okay, so since I don’t have my own picture to accompany this story I uploaded one that best fits. However, this is something that happened years ago that to this day, I will never forget. My sims were out on a date and since they had babies (twin boys) they had hired a baby sitter. Well as I am on the date I decided to check back in with the sitter and the boys and LITERALLY AS I FUCKING CLICK ON ONE OF THE BOYS AND GO TO VIEW THE HOUSE I SEE THE BITCH PICK UP MY BABIES AND JUST WALK OFF THE LOT. Since it was an open world, I continued to watch as she took them to the fucking ocean and I fucking shit you not she puts the twins in the water and then they just disappeared. The parents returned and had no reaction whatsoever, they even paid the fucking sitter. The part that sucked: they were never removed from my house list. If I clicked on one of the boys, THE GAME TOOK ME TO THE GOD DAMMED OCEAN TO SEE NOTHING BUT FUCKING WATER.
I will never live this down and upon finding your URL, I felt the need to share this with you all.
If you’re in college right now
Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin
Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit
Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?
It is like pure gold <3
Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.
I love learning
"The Me Generation," as our predecessors call it, is the generation that cares about nothing but ourselves, which is wrong, because we have life so much easier.
"But young people these days have Google and the texting or whatever. What else could they possibly be struggling with?" — practically any older, middle-class person in present America
I always find it so interesting when older people mention that. Like, does the simple fact that we have technology excuse you from treating us with the same respect that you demand? Does using that technology as a surrogate not show that we can’t fucking trust you? There’s a reason we do everything we can in the world to make sure that you entitled fuckers don’t fuck up our technology. You fucked everything else up that you ever put your hands on. This is ours. We made it what it is. Do not think you’re entitled to it, too.